As slow as molassesBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowAs slow as a tortoiseAs slow as a snail’s funeralSlow as molasses in JanuaryAs slow as a snailAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as a worm with a hangoverSee all "Slow" similes →