As pleased as punchBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAmuse, Charm, Cheer, Content, EnchantTags: Funny Pleased Punch PunchedMore similes for FunnyAs happy as a pig in shitHotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs rough as a boar’s rear-endOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopSee all "Funny" similes →