As fat as a pigBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBeefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, BrawnyTags: Fat Funny PigMore similes for FunnyLost as a tourist without Google mapsAs sharp as a bowling ballAs subtle as a flying malletBalanced as a one-legged elephantAs useful as concrete slippers in a swimming poolRefined as a medieval ox cartSee all "Funny" similes →