Confused as a chameleon on a kaleidoscopeBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: bewildered, baffled, muddled, perplexed, lostA classic for maximum, colour-everywhere confusion.Tags: ConfusedMore similes for ConfusedBaffled as a cat watching a computer screenPerplexed as a goldfish doing long divisionBewildered as a dog at a magic showConfused as a fart in a fan factoryDazed as a boxer after the twelfth roundConfused as a tourist without a mapSee all "Confused" similes →