Ugly as a mud fenceBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: unsightly, unattractive, grisly, grotesque, hideous, unseemlyTags: Funny UglyMore similes for FunnyAs rough as a boar’s rear-endFlat as a plate of pissStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolFuck like rabbitsHobble like an off-balance giraffeAs rare as a fat postmanSee all "Funny" similes →