Ugly as a mud fenceBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: unsightly, unattractive, grisly, grotesque, hideous, unseemlyTags: Funny UglyMore similes for FunnyDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryWobbles like a three-legged dogShaking like a shitting dogFace like a stuntman’s kneeAs pleased as punchSee all "Funny" similes →