As rough as a boar’s rear-endBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMeaning: rough, tough, scratchy, strongTags: Boar Funny RoughMore similes for FunnyAs sharp as a bowling ballLost as a tourist without Google mapsLooser than a yoga master on valiumAs sure as you’re bornFlatter than a witch’s titAs useful as a chocolate teapotSee all "Funny" similes →