Flat as a plate of pissBy Jamie Archer / Similessynonyms: level, smooth, even, flush, pancake, planeTags: Flat Funny Piss PlateMore similes for FunnyPrepared as someone who reads the manualStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs fat as a cowWetter than a spastic’s chinAs rough as a boar’s rear-endAs mad as a sleeping bag full of badgersSee all "Funny" similes →