Flat as a plate of pissBy Jamie Archer / Similessynonyms: level, smooth, even, flush, pancake, planeTags: Flat Funny Piss PlateMore similes for FunnySweating like a snowman in a saunaAs sharp as a bowling ballFuck like rabbitsAs useless as tits on a bullAs quiet as a library for church miceRough as a badger’s ballsSee all "Funny" similes →