As dry as a popcorn fartBy Jamie Archer / SimilesMy Dad always says this and it cracks me upTags: Dry Funny PopcornMore similes for FunnyAs plain as the nose on your faceSweating like Pavarotti on a treadmillOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopAs full as a fat lady’s socksAs useless as tits on a bullChatty as a radio left onSee all "Funny" similes →