Slow as molasses in JanuaryBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: January Molasses SlowMore similes for SlowAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs slow as a tortoiseAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a wet weekendAs slow as molassesSee all "Slow" similes →