As slow as a snailBy Jamie Archer / SimilesUnhurried, lazy, Apathetic, Crawling, CreepingTags: Slow SnailMore similes for SlowAs slow as a turtleAs slow as a worm with a hangoverAs slow as a snail’s funeralSlow as a Windows updateAs slow as a tortoiseSlow as molasses in JanuarySee all "Slow" similes →