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Flatter than a Witch’s Tit

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Dry as a Bull’s Bum Going up a Hill Backwards

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As Full as a Fat Lady’s Socks

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As Funny as a Fart in an Elevator

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As Well-Equipped as a Pair of Monk’s Underpants

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As Cunning as a Rat with a Gold Tooth

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As Hot as an Oven

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As Useless as a Broken Condom

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As Horny as a Roman Sandal

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