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As Well-Equipped as a Pair of Monk’s Underpants

Posted on February 25, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: armed, clothed, dressed, furnished, rigged, supplied, appointed, decked, provided

As Cunning as a Rat with a Gold Tooth

Posted on February 24, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: devious, smooth, smart, slick, keen, shifty, crafty, sly, slippery, tricky

As Hot as an Oven

Posted on February 9, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: warm, burning, blazing, scalding, boiling, heated, sizzling

As Useless as a Broken Condom

Posted on February 9, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: not useful, stupid, worthless, ineffective, impractical

As Horny as a Roman Sandal

Posted on February 7, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: excited, aroused, hot, randy, steamy, turned on

As Lazy as a Hog

Posted on February 3, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: slow, lethargic, apathetic, tired, drowsy, slothful, loafing

Scared as a Mouse in a Snake’s Cage

Posted on January 28, 2014 by simileguru

Synonyms: frightened, scary, afraid, fearful, terrified

As grey as mountain rock

Posted on December 9, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: colorless, dull, boring, plain

As Thick as Fleas on a Farm Dog

Posted on November 9, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: bulky, dense, heavy, crowded, packed, condensed, crammed, covered, crammed, populous, swarming

As Greasy as a Raccoon that’s been Dipped in Raccoon Grease

Posted on October 20, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: slippery, slick, lubricated, slimy, slithery, smooth

Thanks to Conan O’Brien via reader E Bak

As mad as a sleeping bag full of badgers

Posted on October 1, 2013 by simileguru

synonyms: crazy, mental, berserk, batty, crazed, insane, silly, whacky, schitzo

As Dirty as Goodwill Underwear

Posted on September 23, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: soiled, gross, brown, filthy, foul, nasty, messy, icky, slimy, raunchy

Lifeless as a Dead Battery

Posted on September 11, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: dead, breathless, cold, extinct, expired, stiff, deceased

hat tip: Automoblog.net

Refined as a Medieval Ox Cart

Posted on August 8, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: classy, elegant, gracious, nice, plush, polished, posh, snazzy, sophisticated, suave, swanky, tasteful

Meaning: unrefined

As quiet as a library for church mice

Posted on July 24, 2013 by simileguru

Synonyms: muffled, hushed, reserved, mute, peaceful, silent, still

From Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear

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