Synonyms: slime, ooze, oozey, goo, gooey
via Sarah
Author: simileguru
As Mean as a Bully
Synonyms: miserly, selfish, brutal
Runs like a stabbed rat
Meaning: run very fast and frantically.
Synonyms: sprint, dash, race, scamper, flee, hasten, scurry, shoot, take off
via James May
As dreary as a Victorian novel
Synonyms: bleak, boring, depressing, colorless, dull, drab, joyless, monotonous, uneventful, uninteresting
Jeremy Clarkson via David Ball
as stylish as a taxman’s trousers
Meaning: Not very stylish.
Synonyms: dingy, dull, chic, outdated, plain, tasteless, unfashionable, unstylish
Jeremy Clarkson via David Ball
as brave as a knight
Synonyms: adventurous, audacious, bold, courageous, daring, fearless, heroic, gutsy, stout, strong, valorous
Tighter than an Indian waiter’s trousers
Synonyms: bound, constricted, close, snug, cramped, crowded, secure, tight, solid, stable, stretched, taut, tense, greedy, greedier, stingy, close, critical
Suggested by David Ball
Balanced as a One-Legged Elephant
Synonyms: Balance, stable, fair, just, stabilized, imbalanced, weighted
As Fierce as a Tiger
Synonyms: violent, angry, brutal, cruel, dangerous, ferocious, furious, intense, powerful, raging, savage, vicious, wild
Sticks like glue
Synonyms: stuck, stick, adhere, joint, connect, secure
Sweating like a sinner in church
Synonyms: sweaty, clammy, moist, perspiring, perspiry, perspire
Loud as a cow pissing on a flat rock
Synonyms: blaring, noisy, blatant, boisterous, booming, cacophonous, deafening, ear-piercing, ear-splitting, intense, piercing, powerful, raucous, roaring, rowdy, sonorous, thundering
Sweating like a pedophile in a toy shop
Synonyms: sweaty, clammy, moist, perspiring, perspiry
As feathery as a chicken
Synonyms: plumed, downy, feathered, fluffy, light
Stands out like bird shit on a black shoe
Synonyms: attention, obvious, distinct, eye-catching, stick out