as dry as a popcorn fart Posted on September 30, 2011October 1, 2011 by simileguruMy Dad always says this and it cracks me upDo you like this simile? Share it! Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email Click to share on X (Opens in new window) X Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Related Author: simileguru View All Posts