Balanced as a one-legged elephantBy Jamie Archer / SimilesSynonyms: Balance, stable, fair, just, stabilized, imbalanced, weightedTags: Animal Balance Balanced Elephant FunnyMore similes for FunnyAs welcome as a skunk at a garden partyAs reliable as a Greek accountantGrumpy as a bear with a sore headAs pleased as punchAwkward as a first date in an IKEALooser than a yoga master on valiumSee all "Funny" similes →