Sweating like a sinner in churchBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesSynonyms: sweaty, clammy, moist, perspiring, perspiry, perspireTags: Church Funny Sinner Sweat SweatingMore similes for FunnyAs happy as a pig in shitAs pleased as punchAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahAs empty as an idiot’s mindShaking like a shitting dogPatient as a man waiting for his pensionSee all "Funny" similes →