As fat as a cowBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBeefy, Big, Blimp, Bovine, BrawnyTags: Cow Fat FunnyMore similes for FunnyWobbles like a three-legged dogGlistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneezeAs pleased as punchHobble like an off-balance giraffeAs welcome as a bacon sandwich at a bar MitzvahSweating like a snowman in a saunaSee all "Funny" similes →