As stiff as a stoneBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAnnealed, Arthritic, Benumbed, Brittle, BuckramTags: Stiff StoneMore similes for StiffAs stiff as a ramrodAs stiff as a frozen fishStiffer than Arsene Wenger at a primary schoolAs stiff as a boardSee all "Stiff" similes →