As eager as a bridegroomBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAcquisitive, Agog, Ambitious, Antsy, AppetentTags: Bridegroom Eager FunnyMore similes for FunnySlippery as a buttered eelDramatic as a cat knocked off a shelfWelcome as a skunk at a lawn partyShining like a diamond in a goat’s assFlatter than a witch’s titBusy as a one-armed wallpaper hangerSee all "Funny" similes →