Hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fireBy Jamie Archer / SimilesBaking, Blazing, Blistering, Boiling, BroilingTags: Fire Forest Fox Fuck Funny Hot HotterMore similes for FunnyCrazy as a bag full of wet catsAs fat as a pigAs greasy as a raccoon that’s been dipped in raccoon greaseWetter than a spastic’s chinAs slow as a snail’s funeralAs sure as you’re bornSee all "Funny" similes →