Dry as a dead dingo’s dongerBy Jamie Archer / SimilesAnhydrous, Arid, Athirst, BakedTags: Dead Dingo Donger Dry FunnyMore similes for FunnyAwkward as a first date in an IKEAFlatter than a witch’s titRuns like a stabbed ratWetter than an otter’s pocketBold as a tourist ordering the hottest curryOpinionated as a food critic at a chip shopSee all "Funny" similes →