Dry as a dead dingo’s dongerBy Jamie Archer / Leave a Comment / SimilesAnhydrous, Arid, Athirst, BakedTags: Dead Dingo Donger Dry FunnyMore similes for FunnyShaking like a shitting dogCheesy as a dad joke at a funeralAs dirty as goodwill underwearNosy as a neighbour with net curtainsAs rare as rocking horse shitLooser than a yoga master on valiumSee all "Funny" similes →