bacon, pork, food, Jew, Jewish, religion
Category: Similes
An unfiltered list of all similes. View a list of all explicit, extended, negative, poetic, compound, and subtle similes here.
As useful as concrete slippers in a swimming pool
not useful, useless
Screams like a wounded bull
scream, yell, shout, holler, howl, screech, shriek, wail
Screams like a banshee
scream, yell, shout, holler, howl, screech, shriek, wail
Screams like a girl
scream, yell, shout, holler, howl, screech, shriek, wail
As Slow as a Worm with a Hangover
unhurried, lazy, crawling, creeping, dawdling, delaying, inactive, leisurely, lethargic, procrastinating, slothful, slow-moving, slower, sluggish
Looser than a Yoga Master on Valium
loose, relaxed, sloppy, easy, flexible
as complicated as the relationship of a married couple
Confound, Convolute, Derange, Disarrange
useless as a screen door on a submarine
fruitless, futile, hopeless, good-for-nothing, pointless, purposeless, waste, worthless
More ornery than a rattlesnake with hives
As moody as a girl on her period
angry, testy, touchy
fold like a lawn chair
fail, close, become insolvent, break, bust, collapse, crash, crumple, give, bankrupt, go under, shut down, yield
folded like a cheap suit
fail, close, become insolvent, break, bust, collapse, crash, crumple, give, bankrupt, go under, shut down, yield
rarer than unicorn tears
Often used with “rarer than unicorn tears and twice as hard to come by.”
as vicious as a doberman pincher attacking a cat
Abandoned, Abhorrent, Atrocious, Bad