Synonyms:
- Spectacularly devoid of interest
- Aggressively mundane
- Weaponised tedium
- Designed to be ignored
- Dreary beyond the capacity of normal language to capture
- The textual equivalent of beige
- Compulsory and utterly unloved
- Dull enough to function as a sedative
- Technically important and practically unread
- A masterclass in enthusiastic apathy