Synonyms:
- Superficially tidy but fundamentally chaotic
- Arranged with confident randomness
- Technically stored but practically unfindable
- A system that only makes sense to its creator
- Sorted by vibes alone
- Organised in theory, catastrophic in practice
- Neatly presented disorder
- Filed under wherever there was room
- Methodically haphazard
- Structured chaos dressed up as order