Sarcastic, meaning not funny
Synonyms: boring, serious, unfunny, unamusing, melancholy, common, sad
Tag: sarcastic
Refined as a Medieval Ox Cart
Synonyms: classy, elegant, gracious, nice, plush, polished, posh, snazzy, sophisticated, suave, swanky, tasteful
Meaning: unrefined
As Subtle as a Fart in the Bath
Synonyms: quiet, delicate, inconspicuous, faint
Antonyms (meaning of sarcastic simile): loud, obvious, harsh, noisy, visible, apparent, explicit, distinct
As sharp as a bowling ball
synonyms: brainless, dense, dull, idiotic, slow, sluggish, thick
hat tip: Mr Squirrel
as stylish as a taxman’s trousers
Meaning: Not very stylish.
Synonyms: dingy, dull, chic, outdated, plain, tasteless, unfashionable, unstylish
Jeremy Clarkson via David Ball