Afraid, Agitated, Annoyed, Apprehensive
naked as a jaybird
Barren, Defenseless, Denuded, Disrobed
memory like a sieve
Anamnesis, Awareness, Camera-Eye, Cognizance
mad as a cut snake
Aberrant, Absurd, Batty, Crazed
laugh like a hyena
Expressing Amusement, Happiness, Chortle, Chuckle
laugh like a drain
Expressing Amusement, Happiness, Chortle, Chuckle
kick like a mule
Thrill, Enjoyment, excitement, Fun, Gratification
hung like a horse
Flop, Furnish, Hold, Hover, Impend
hung like a donkey
Flop, Furnish, Hold, Hover, Impend
hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
Baking, Blazing, Blistering, Boiling, Broiling
have a mind like a sieve
Genius, Head, Imagination, Ingenuity
hateful as a toad
abhorrent, abominable, accursed
happy as a pig in shit
Blessed, Blest, Blissful, Blithe, Can’t complain
happy as a clam
Blessed, Blest, Blissful, Blithe, Can’t complain
guilty as sin
Accusable, Caught, Censurable, Censured