Dark, Inky, Atramentous, Brunet, Charcoal
Author: simileguru
as lonely as a cloud
Abandoned, Alone, Apart, By Oneself
limber as a dishrag
Agile, Deft, Elastic, Graceful, Lissome
thick as thieves
Blubbery, Broad, Burly, Chunky, Compact
tastes like chicken
Aftertaste, Aroma, Bang
talk like an apothecary
Allocution, Chalk Talk, Declamation, Descant
sweet as pie
Candied, Candy-Coated, Cloying, Delicious
sweet as a nut
Candied, Candy-Coated, Cloying, Delicious
drunk as a skunk
Absorb, Belt, Booze, Consume, Dissipate, Down
swear like a trooper
Affirm, Assert, Attest, Avow, Covenant
sure as eggs is eggs
Abiding, Assured, Changeless, Clear, Confident
right as a trivet
Appropriate, Condign, Conscientious, Deserved
read like a book
Apprehend, Bury oneself in, Comprehend
hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire
Baking, Blazing, Blistering, Boiling, Broiling
have a mind like a sieve
Genius, Head, Imagination, Ingenuity