<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>SimileStack.com</title> <atom:link href="http://www.similestack.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.similestack.com</link> <description>The Internet&#039;s Largest List of Similes</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:27:10 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>As Slow as a Worm with a Hangover</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-slow-as-a-worm-with-a-hangover/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-slow-as-a-worm-with-a-hangover/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 16:27:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hangover]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Slow]]></category> <category><![CDATA[slower]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Worm]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/?p=2534</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>unhurried, lazy, crawling, creeping, dawdling, delaying, inactive, leisurely, lethargic, procrastinating, slothful, slow-moving, slower, sluggish</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-slow-as-a-worm-with-a-hangover/">As Slow as a Worm with a Hangover</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>unhurried, lazy, crawling, creeping, dawdling, delaying, inactive, leisurely, lethargic, procrastinating, slothful, slow-moving, slower, sluggish</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-slow-as-a-worm-with-a-hangover/">As Slow as a Worm with a Hangover</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-slow-as-a-worm-with-a-hangover/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Looser than a Yoga Master on Valium</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/looser-than-a-yoga-master-on-valium/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/looser-than-a-yoga-master-on-valium/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 10:57:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[loose]]></category> <category><![CDATA[looser]]></category> <category><![CDATA[valium]]></category> <category><![CDATA[yoga]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/?p=2530</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>loose, relaxed, sloppy, easy, flexible</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/looser-than-a-yoga-master-on-valium/">Looser than a Yoga Master on Valium</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>loose, relaxed, sloppy, easy, flexible</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/looser-than-a-yoga-master-on-valium/">Looser than a Yoga Master on Valium</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/looser-than-a-yoga-master-on-valium/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as complicated as the relationship of a married couple</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-complicated-as-the-relationship-of-a-married-couple/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-complicated-as-the-relationship-of-a-married-couple/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Complicated]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Married]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Relationship]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-complicated-as-the-relationship-of-a-married-couple/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Confound, Convolute, Derange, Disarrange</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-complicated-as-the-relationship-of-a-married-couple/">as complicated as the relationship of a married couple</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Confound, Convolute, Derange, Disarrange</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-complicated-as-the-relationship-of-a-married-couple/">as complicated as the relationship of a married couple</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-complicated-as-the-relationship-of-a-married-couple/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>useless as a screen door on a submarine</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/useless-as-a-screen-door-on-a-submarine/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/useless-as-a-screen-door-on-a-submarine/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 22:02:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[door]]></category> <category><![CDATA[submarine]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Useless]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/useless-as-a-screen-door-on-a-submarine/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>fruitless, futile, hopeless, good-for-nothing, pointless, purposeless, waste, worthless</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/useless-as-a-screen-door-on-a-submarine/">useless as a screen door on a submarine</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fruitless, futile, hopeless, good-for-nothing, pointless, purposeless, waste, worthless</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/useless-as-a-screen-door-on-a-submarine/">useless as a screen door on a submarine</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/useless-as-a-screen-door-on-a-submarine/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>More ornery than a rattlesnake with hives</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/more-ornery-than-a-rattlesnake-with-hives/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/more-ornery-than-a-rattlesnake-with-hives/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:57:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hives]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ornery]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rattlesnake]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Snake]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/more-ornery-than-a-rattlesnake-with-hives/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/more-ornery-than-a-rattlesnake-with-hives/">More ornery than a rattlesnake with hives</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/more-ornery-than-a-rattlesnake-with-hives/">More ornery than a rattlesnake with hives</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/more-ornery-than-a-rattlesnake-with-hives/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>As moody as a girl on her period</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-moody-as-a-girl-on-her-period/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-moody-as-a-girl-on-her-period/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 07:31:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[girl]]></category> <category><![CDATA[moody]]></category> <category><![CDATA[period]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-moddy-as-a-girl-on-her-period/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>angry, testy, touchy</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-moody-as-a-girl-on-her-period/">As moody as a girl on her period</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>angry, testy, touchy</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-moody-as-a-girl-on-her-period/">As moody as a girl on her period</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-moody-as-a-girl-on-her-period/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>fold like a lawn chair</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/fold-like-a-lawn-chair/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/fold-like-a-lawn-chair/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:22:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chair]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fold]]></category> <category><![CDATA[folded]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lawn chair]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/fold-like-a-lawn-chair/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>fail, close, become insolvent, break, bust, collapse, crash, crumple, give, bankrupt, go under, shut down, yield</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/fold-like-a-lawn-chair/">fold like a lawn chair</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fail, close, become insolvent, break, bust, collapse, crash, crumple, give, bankrupt, go under, shut down, yield</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/fold-like-a-lawn-chair/">fold like a lawn chair</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/fold-like-a-lawn-chair/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>folded like a cheap suit</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/folded-like-a-cheap-suit/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/folded-like-a-cheap-suit/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:21:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cheap suit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fold]]></category> <category><![CDATA[folded]]></category> <category><![CDATA[suit]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/folded-like-a-cheap-suit/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>fail, close, become insolvent, break, bust, collapse, crash, crumple, give, bankrupt, go under, shut down, yield</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/folded-like-a-cheap-suit/">folded like a cheap suit</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fail, close, become insolvent, break, bust, collapse, crash, crumple, give, bankrupt, go under, shut down, yield</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/folded-like-a-cheap-suit/">folded like a cheap suit</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/folded-like-a-cheap-suit/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>rarer than unicorn tears</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/rarer-than-unicorn-tears/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/rarer-than-unicorn-tears/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:34:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rarer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tears]]></category> <category><![CDATA[unicorn]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/rarer-than-unicorn-tears/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Often used with &#8220;rarer than unicorn tears and twice as hard to come by.&#8221;</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/rarer-than-unicorn-tears/">rarer than unicorn tears</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Often used with &#8220;rarer than unicorn tears and twice as hard to come by.&#8221;</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/rarer-than-unicorn-tears/">rarer than unicorn tears</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/rarer-than-unicorn-tears/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as vicious as a doberman pincher attacking a cat</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-vicious-as-a-doberman-pincher-attacking-a-cat/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-vicious-as-a-doberman-pincher-attacking-a-cat/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Attack]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cat]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Doberman Pincher]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Vicious]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-vicious-as-a-doberman-pincher-attacking-a-cat/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Abandoned, Abhorrent, Atrocious, Bad</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-vicious-as-a-doberman-pincher-attacking-a-cat/">as vicious as a doberman pincher attacking a cat</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Abandoned, Abhorrent, Atrocious, Bad</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-vicious-as-a-doberman-pincher-attacking-a-cat/">as vicious as a doberman pincher attacking a cat</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-vicious-as-a-doberman-pincher-attacking-a-cat/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as entertaining as football on a winter day</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-entertaining-as-football-on-a-winter-day/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-entertaining-as-football-on-a-winter-day/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Day]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Entertaining]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Football]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Winter]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-entertaining-as-football-on-a-winter-day/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Absorb, Beguile, Captivate, Charm, Cheer</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-entertaining-as-football-on-a-winter-day/">as entertaining as football on a winter day</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Absorb, Beguile, Captivate, Charm, Cheer</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-entertaining-as-football-on-a-winter-day/">as entertaining as football on a winter day</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-entertaining-as-football-on-a-winter-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as useful as an assassin with squeaky shoes</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-useful-as-an-assassin-with-squeaky-shoes/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-useful-as-an-assassin-with-squeaky-shoes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Assassin]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Shoes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Squeaky]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Useful]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-useful-as-an-assassin-with-squeaky-shoes/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Advantageous, All-purpose, Applied, Appropriate</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-useful-as-an-assassin-with-squeaky-shoes/">as useful as an assassin with squeaky shoes</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Advantageous, All-purpose, Applied, Appropriate</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-useful-as-an-assassin-with-squeaky-shoes/">as useful as an assassin with squeaky shoes</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-useful-as-an-assassin-with-squeaky-shoes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as quiet and long as a year on Pluto</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-quiet-and-long-as-a-year-on-pluto/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-quiet-and-long-as-a-year-on-pluto/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Long]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Pluto]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Quiet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Year]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-quiet-and-long-as-a-year-on-pluto/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Buttoned up, Clammed up, Close, Long Lasting</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-quiet-and-long-as-a-year-on-pluto/">as quiet and long as a year on Pluto</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buttoned up, Clammed up, Close, Long Lasting</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-quiet-and-long-as-a-year-on-pluto/">as quiet and long as a year on Pluto</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-quiet-and-long-as-a-year-on-pluto/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as changing as the sea</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-changing-as-the-sea/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-changing-as-the-sea/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Changing]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sea]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-changing-as-the-sea/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Accommodate, Adapt, Adjust, Alter, Alternate</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-changing-as-the-sea/">as changing as the sea</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Accommodate, Adapt, Adjust, Alter, Alternate</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-changing-as-the-sea/">as changing as the sea</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-changing-as-the-sea/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>as clear as the heavens above</title><link>http://www.similestack.com/as-clear-as-the-heavens-above/</link> <comments>http://www.similestack.com/as-clear-as-the-heavens-above/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris Burdick</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Similes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Above]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Clear]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Heaven]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.similestack.com/as-clear-as-the-heavens-above/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p>Clarion, Crystal, Fair, Fine, Light</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-clear-as-the-heavens-above/">as clear as the heavens above</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clarion, Crystal, Fair, Fine, Light</p><p>Please view this post on its original page: <a href="http://www.similestack.com/as-clear-as-the-heavens-above/">as clear as the heavens above</a> on <a href="http://www.similestack.com">SimileStack.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.similestack.com/as-clear-as-the-heavens-above/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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